Dashing on the ice
On two thin and shiny blades
O’er the defence we go
Deking all the way
Red lights and horns sound
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to shoot and score
A hockey song tonight
OHH! There they go
Drop the gloves
Bloods spilling tonight
With a punch
He knocks him out
First fight of the night!
Ovie yells, Crosby smells,
Torts just laid an egg.
Patrick Roy just lost his shit
And Jeff Skinner did ballet.
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A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.
For that last comment.
I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a totally different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.
Literally every time this is reblogged it’s yet another story added that could easily be about Robin and I’s sex life.
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Being the daughter of a military man, I respect that people have poppies on their posts and that they reblog Flanders Fields
man fuck your shower/sink fandom
I present to you
the staircase fandom
K SO THIS ONE IS LIKE A FUKEN TREE RIGHT
IF YOU DONT THINK THIS IS THE DOPEST SHIT, GET OUT OF MY FACE NOW
THIS ONES MADE OUT OF SKATEBOARDS, YA KNOW, IF YOU’RE INTO THAT
STRIPPER STIARCASE POLE O K AND TBH ITS RLLY PRETTY
I LIKE THE SPIRALY ONES
HOMO SEX U ALI TY
K THIS ONE IS A STAIRCASE, AND A SLIDE
only 13 people in the staircase fandom? I neeD AN ARMY